Ralisation : Bryan Gordon
Scnario : Larry David, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Jeff Schaffer

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- 07:25 - La citation viendrait du film "Sergent Bilko".
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergent_Bilko

- 07:53 - http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy,_v%C3%A9nus_de_Broadway

- 25:10 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Biltmore_Hotel

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- Admit it, the only reason you're going out with her is because of her ample bosom.
- That's despicable to say that to me. Of course not. For her brains and her sense of worth.
- Have you set a date aside when you're going to finally look at her face?

- She also gives to charity and she has a great personality.
- She gives to charity?
- That's right.
- Milk? She gives milk?
- That's funny too. You guys are on a fuckin' roll. I'm out.
- Dance for underprivileged kids.

- And speaking of those women, a couple of days ago I think there was a little incident with one of our members and her dog.
- She's also part of the sorority over there?
- Well, we don't call it a sorority. But yes, she is one of our members.

- The washing machine's fucked.
- Thank you, Dale. That darn washing machine. I'll tell you, we use it so much, as you can imagine, with all of our members.
- I'll tell you what I'll do for you. If you need a machine, you're welcome to come and use my machine anytime you want.
- Oh, is that generous. That is incredible.
- Isn't that a beautiful gesture? Give me a little round of applause if you want to. It won't kill you. Go ahead.
- That would be fine. Sure. Why not? You deserve that.
- That's kind of tepid, but--

- You fucking idiot. You did this. You're responsible for this. You looked at her mole with a goddamn telescope like Galileo jerking off from 40' away.
- I had breast vision, I told you.
- Because of you I'm going to lose this beautiful woman with that figure, with those boobs.
- I thought you didn't care about her breasts.
- All right, I lied. What am I supposed to do now? Go from a double D to a-- What's half of double D?
- B+? No, B-. It's closer to the D, yes. What's closer to the D, the minus or the plus?
- I don't give a shit, quite frankly. This is not algebra. This is my life. Life is short. How dare she?
- How dare she?
- Yeah, what gives her the right? It's self-centered. It really is.
- It is selfish.
- Isn't it?
- Totally.

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Enjoy, guys. 8)